Dance, Party and Love: The Lady in Red

The Lady in Red

By Anonymous - 08/06/2009 01:36 - United States

Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML

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By Bliss - 09/02/2009 18:24 - United States

Today, I gave my drink to a girl who I got with previously and started to dance with her. She backed off after a few seconds, took my drink and danced with my friend who was standing right next to me. FML

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By oddbrien - 13/12/2016 03:34 - United States - Baltimore

Today, while at the club, I started dancing with a girl who I had noticed throughout the night. When she turned around she firmly stated, "I'd much rather dance by myself". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2014 01:31 - United States

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

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It wasn't me

By curiousorange - 05/07/2009 15:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I met a great girl at a party. We talked alone, and she made me promise I'd dance with her later. When I saw her later, she was unconscious, and in an ambulance. She'd collapsed, and the entire party assumed I'd spiked her drink. FML

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By michellemoyah - 25/02/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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Rave on

By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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Rush

By Embarassedd - 26/11/2009 05:01 - Canada

Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML

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Best night out ever

By Dopeydancer - 08/09/2009 13:12 - United Kingdom

Today, after a few drinks with some mates at a bar, we were invited to the dancefloor with some girls. After some dancing and flirting, I felt a cheeky squeeze on my backside, and so I quickly returned the favour without looking back. A few minutes later at the bar, I realised my wallet was gone. FML

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catacombhome 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:14

Did you tell him "...........No" ?

redbluegreen 40

Monday 8 June 2009 9:22

Wait. "Hold me my drink?" What the hell? If he seriously said that, you are so much better off, it's not even funny.

Comments

asb1234561 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:06

YDI, don't be so unattractive. Oh and first.

crutchboy90 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:47

and you're a jackass

Dunebuggy569 5

Sunday 14 February 2010 4:40

I know exactly how you feel, it's really depressing, I end up just finding sombody to dance with if they are bored enough to say yes

jackinthebox7865 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:08

awww i feel so bad for you if i was there i would have asked you to dance actually i prob would have just been sitting on the couch next to you with my girlfriend on my lap but i would have talked to you

mackenzieex3 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 6:11

aww. that sucks op. :(

JMTS 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:36

Maybe he was too shy...

dragon_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:08

awwh, you should always bring a friend along. :)

kariemika 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:09

Wow. That was pretty rude of him.

under_estimated 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:11

That sucks so bad. I hate when guys do that. But the way I look at it is, is that it just wasn't meant to happen. Something else will come to you, don't worry!

catacombhome 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:14

Did you tell him "...........No" ?

TimSchwall8 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:14

Maybe you should have asked someone to dance with you.

ashbaby010 0

Monday 8 June 2009 9:15

hahaha. sucks to be you. don't get your hopes so high next time. and i hope you held his drink for him. :)

yellowaholic 25

Saturday 28 September 2013 10:04

No! F his drink!

redbluegreen 40

Monday 8 June 2009 9:16

Were you really all alone on the dance floor? Is it really worth it to dance with a guy you don't know? Why did you take his drink? You should've just said no and tried to find something else to do, or just walk away. Don't take anything that happens at dances, clubs or parties seriously like that.