Transportation: Today, during an hour-long drive, my sister told me she's lost...

By lostmyfaithinblowjobs - 12/01/2013 02:16 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, during an hour-long drive, my sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity", because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time, and I got so pissed off that I forgot to brake at a red light, rear-ending the car in front of us. FML

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By Mimi - 29/11/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, I was shopping when I overheard a woman telling an employee that she was buying an iPad for her 5-year-old son. Annoyed, I turned around and ranted about how he should have more age appropriate toys. Then she explained that her son is autistic and will be using the iPad to communicate. FML

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By lostforlife - 13/07/2012 00:52 - United States - Camden

Today, I asked my teenage daughter to read off directions from my iPhone while I drove. She went on Instagram instead. We missed the turn by 32 miles. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

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Today, I completely lost it when I found out my mom was driving around with my 20-month-old daughter not sat in a car seat. She told me I was overreacting, and that everything was fine since she “prayed for a safe journey.” FML

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By faza4327 - 06/04/2011 07:43 - Australia

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:02

This fml makes me lose all faith in humanity...

AwkwardHaole808 16

Saturday 12 January 2013 5:03

Unfortunately, getting pissed off is no excuse for not using your breaks.

Comments

1crabbygirl 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 12:48

Absolutely *everyone* in your family *constantly* overreacts, OP.

Connect 10

Saturday 12 January 2013 13:02

Your sister is right though. iPad for an 8 year old.. I never understood that.

interesting33 36

Saturday 12 January 2013 13:07

I don't like that expression either really. I think with an ipad too - it depends. I wouldn't have much problem with it - I don't really know. But can I just ask... what is with your username?? :P

zombieslayer83 19

Saturday 12 January 2013 13:17

Idiot!

pmnilsen 2

Saturday 12 January 2013 15:02

Maybe you should have put down YOUR iPad

kittenzZz 4

Saturday 12 January 2013 15:03

I lost faith in humanity a long time ago. You're one of the reasons why.

BH1126 11

Saturday 12 January 2013 15:06

You can't talk to the passenger and drive at the same time? Ô_o

buckdharma 37

Saturday 12 January 2013 15:18

I just witnessed a car barely make contact with a shiny new car as big as the Hindenburg. Oh, the humanity... All the whiplash. It apears to be a car full of Nuns all trying to call lawyers... I can't go on... Oh the humanity...

Epikouros 31

Saturday 12 January 2013 15:21

I don't understand why adults use iPads, when they're old enough to use a proper computer, but an eight-year old seems like the ideal user for an iPad.