By lostmyfaithinblowjobs - 12/01/2013 02:16 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, during an hour-long drive, my sister told me she's lost her "faith in humanity", because one of her friends bought his 8-year-old son an iPad. She uses this stupid expression all the time, and I got so pissed off that I forgot to brake at a red light, rear-ending the car in front of us. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31

This fml makes me lose all faith in humanity...

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AwkwardHaole808 16

Unfortunately, getting pissed off is no excuse for not using your breaks.

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Andr913 13

I do feel sympathetic since people who use that expression are generally really annoying and act smarter than they actually are, but still, YDI.

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perdix 29

The driver you hit will have his faith in humanity restored by the many iPads you will be buying him.

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DocBastard 38

Perhaps instead of worrying about your sister's stupidity you should, oh I don't know, WATCH THE ******* ROAD. That's a 2000kg weapon filled with explosive fuel you're controlling there, champ. Learn some goddamned responsibility.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

I honestly don't see how some people can get their driver's licenses.

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Aaaaaaaaand the mods corrected it. To anyone wondering, the FML originally spelled out "brakes" as "breaks."

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sig4life 18

The drivers Ed examiner lost his faith in humanity, so wanted us all to lose it with this dumbass on the road.

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A7XCamaro 19

82 - What exactly does a BMW have to do with anything?

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TheDrifter 23

Maybe we should start a fund and buy a motorcycle for OP, it would be a rapid learning experience in the consequences of inattention while driving.

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xAttackAttackx 25

110- That's like handing a gun to a suicidal person.

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Life_sucks_13 6

Oh I agree with you doc. YDI to OP . You don't know bad that could have injured someone. That person might have whiplash really badly. I injured my knee in my accident and it was a yellow light I couldn't safely stop at. Paying attention to the road is better than getting injured or worse.

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goreajek 13

YDI for getting that pissed over such a little thing. But your sister is also dumb. Previous generations, and future generations will always hace stuff like this happen because technology is always advancing, and there will always be people with a bit more money than you.

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matt98_fml 13

I bet you OP's sister's Facebook picture consists of her being in the bathroom and doing a duck face. But then again, you weren't paying attention to the road as you should have!

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perdix 29

That's when a well-timed "YOLO" can put the conversation out of its misery. From there, you can always drive in silence or turn on the radio.

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BrocGlover 6

I think there may have been a "YOLO" used, prior to OP forgetting to use their brakes.

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DrunkButterfly 17

You forgot to brake? How do you forget to brake? It's the pedal on the right! Only kidding!! Geez I'm blonde but I'm not THAT blonde lol

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kurodansei 16

just hope the state doesn't lose faith in your driving.

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cwjb99 9

Well that sucks for you now doesnt should of payed alot more attention to the road instead of your sister you DUMB ASS ************ so i think you deseve this

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