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By Girafarig - 31/07/2009 06:44 - United States

Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said, "You sound depressed, I should cheer you up and give you a big hug." Jokingly, I responded, "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me." His response? "You'd be surprised." FML

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You deserved it 44 878

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By Lastsecondstand - 06/04/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

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You deserved it 11 263

By Andrew - 12/10/2011 01:11 - United States

Today, I was cuddling with the guy I'm dating and said, "You smell good." His response, "You don't." FML

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You deserved it 13 388

Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 055

You deserved it 7 427

By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 879

You deserved it 8 830

By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 817

You deserved it 6 812

By ECullen - 21/05/2009 19:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to this guy that I like a lot and I think he likes me back. When he told me I was beautiful I laughed so hard that I farted. Loudly. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 729

You deserved it 24 975

By cookiecutter8 - 06/11/2015 17:15 - United States - Carlsbad

Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 235

You deserved it 1 688

Don't touch me

By squishyboy - 26/05/2009 08:23 - New Zealand

Today, I weighed myself for the first time in a while and confirmed that I have put on a few pounds. I was feeling a bit down about it. I went to work and on arriving a workmate I hadn't seen in a while gave me a hug. She said, "I love hugging you, you're so nice and squishy." FML

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You deserved it 7 846

Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 061

You deserved it 175

By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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You deserved it 3 253

d_hoffryn 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

That's what you get for fishing I'm afraid.

reset_button 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:02

YDI for fishing for compliments

Comments

d_hoffryn 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:01

That's what you get for fishing I'm afraid.

cucuto89 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:27

agreed, she was askin for it

marz88 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:09

sorry had to put this up here. OMFG Q ******* Q not even close to an FML. Please moderate better people we all know he was probably joking and she is either fishing or too sensitive for her own good.

withsexyresults 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:11

Yeah, wtf is up with all the girls on FML who ******* invite people to shit all over them and are surprised when they do. "Today. I was talking about how ugly I am and my friend didn't bask me in attention and tell me how pretty I am. FML." Don't be a such a whiny self-deprecating piece-of-shit and people won't treat you like one.

seb12992 0

Friday 31 July 2009 20:23

Indeed. What kind of an idiot says something like "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me". That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Darraghscoot 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 0:54

thats what you call social ************ :)

MiGman 5

Wednesday 16 June 2010 5:19

op that's not FML worthy

Therid 22

Thursday 23 June 2016 18:08

#83 I like that term.

reset_button 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:02

YDI for fishing for compliments

L0veh8te 0

Friday 31 July 2009 17:37

YDI for making a stupid comment at the end. You were Just asking for it.

fnool 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:04

YDI for choosing a Pokémon as your username. Actually, no, never mind; that's kind of hot.

altna 4

Friday 31 July 2009 16:24

You must be http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/3971030

remysgal 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:11

I think this is actually kind of sweet. I don't think he meant that your gross but that you are more huggable than you realise, and contradictory to what you think, he would like to hug you.

kewl92 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:37

yeah I agree, I don't think this was that bad at all

DameGreyWulf 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:29

Yeah, that's what I would think he said if I were in her position. Damn girl, get some self-esteem.

diet_otaku 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 2:44

those were my thoughts too. he DID offer to hug her first.

bekkii94 3

Thursday 26 June 2014 12:54

^is right. even though it sounded harsh I dont think he meant it in a bad way. :)

aback 4

Friday 31 July 2009 16:12

Ew. You'd better put on a full-body condom before you let him hug you, then.

giganticbrain 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:13

Good idea, then she suffocates and dies. Nice use of a little thing called logic.

splitsides 4

Friday 31 July 2009 16:14

Calm down. It was a joke. You know, something not meant to be taken seriously...

Trilogy 1

Monday 3 October 2011 5:53

#5 I was thinking the same thing

tWitt3rBuG 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:13

Quit looking for a pity party. What the dude said sounds harmless, you're just looking into things. Poor guy for being generous!

GreenDaysGeekGrl 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:15

YDI. He told you what you didn't want to hear. Sucks for you. Get over it.

ohnoyouDINT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:17

If you go fishin', don't complain about what you catch. Why Dee Eye...

skiBOAT 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:18

Well at least you're huggable. Now stop looking for praise.

billchilled 0

Friday 31 July 2009 16:31

YDI for trying to mess with his head. I hate how girls always say they are ugly fugly fat nasty whatever just because they think the guy will always say "Don't say that your not" well tough luck.