Health: Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me....

By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 02:00

Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2019 14:00

Today, I got really sick after drinking a lot of alcohol and started throwing up. Every time I threw up into the toilet, the water would splash back up into my face. FML

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By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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acid_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:38

>.< I would have puked more!

pkmlove 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 2:42

@4 and 8, a lot of these take a couple days to get through the screening. @ OP, if the toilet was flushing how could it spray back up? usually when you flush the stuff goes down not up....

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ZH13 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:13

aren't toilets designed to keep the stuff you put in them in them? i don't believe this one. and it sucks for you if it's true.

cartering 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:15

112 while i believe the OP did exaggerate, you are also wrong. The other day I had diarhea and had to use a universite toilet that flushed before I was done wiping. Like must automatic toilets it sprayed the seat. The drops on the seat were brown. I don't believe the clean water coming to replace the dirty water in the toilet was brown, do you? think about it, even if it is clean water coming down, it is coming into the dirty water, and so can easily splash up, and most people kneel over a toilet while they are puking so her head was as probably close to the toilet as a squatters bottom is. I am nearly standing when I go and I still have to jump away if I don't want my butt sprayed with the water. *thanks for the tip 114. I hate how they always flush the moment I reach for the toilet paper and it seems the automatic flushers are always in the tiny stalls that don't give you much room to get away from the toilet

adelaide_evening 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 8:45

I always love it when people are like, "OMG! This is obviously fake because you said it happened today during a wedding, but nobody has weddings on Wednesday!" or "OMG! Todays is Saturday! FAKE! No one has school on Saturdays!" In case you guys haven't noticed, every FML starts with "today" (it kind of has to). This doesn't necessarily mean it happened to the poster today (it's not like they run to the computer the second shit happens to them so they can post it).

Tsukasa_fml 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 11:12

Damn the auto-flushers! They never work right and they're annoying! Also, if you consider time zones it could even have been Friday where the poster was. But yes, the REQUIRED format is "Today, blah blah. FML".

birds_fml 7

Sunday 3 May 2009 15:06

NASTY! I hate automatic toilets! Just as you get the toilet paper laid on the seat, it flushes and sprays water all over, and you have to start again. Stupidest idea ever.

suckstobeyou3 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 15:43

how does it taste the fourth time around?

curryndricegirll 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 16:42

Ugh...that is utterly repulsive. I would scrub my face and use a crap-load (excuse my choice of words) of mouthwash.

ammali 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 17:26

Oh man, that sucks so bad.. I hate the automatically flushing toilets, are we REALLY so lazy as a society that a person can't flush away their own waste?