Family, Death and Kids: Strong bonds

Strong bonds

By Anonymous - 02/05/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, my 6 year-old daughter asked, "What would happen to me if you and daddy died?" I told her that she'd probably live with her Uncle Ant and Aunt Ilene. She looked at me and said, "You guys can die. I won't cry. I get everything I want over there." FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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By dumped - 05/06/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

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By stepmom - 18/06/2011 09:40 - Australia

Today, I explained to my 5 year old daughter that her older sister from my husband's first marriage lives with her mommy, and my daughter lives with us. She exclaimed, "It's not fair! I want two mommies like she has! Can we swap, I like her mommy better than you anyway!" FML

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By off the family - 17/06/2018 20:30

Today, my daughter apparently has had enough of my mother-in-law's favoritism and constant bashing of me by telling her, "Grandma, might I highly recommend death at this point?" She's 7. FML

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Beautiful sentiment

By emily geo - 03/02/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my daughter is twelve and doesn’t have a single friend, despite being kind and sweet. When I asked her why, she said, “All the other kids want me to die.” FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2019 00:01

Today, my daughter asked me to join the Army so that she wouldn't have to see me anymore. She's four. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, I overheard my mother-in-law and sister-in-law over the baby monitor. They were talking about how much better off my daughter would be if I were to die. FML

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Daddy! No!

By Brokemommy - 15/03/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, I have to figure out how to explain to my 6 year-old daughter when she gets home from school that she won’t be having a birthday party anymore, because she caught daddy having it off with the babysitter, and now we have nowhere to live. FML

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By parenting sucks - 01/07/2011 17:42 - United States

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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greysgal15 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:20

Hahaha that's classic!! She still loves you just in her 6 year old mind she prob doesn't realize what dying really means quiet yet

Luckster 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:19

Ouch..just ouch....even for a 6 year old saying that, that has to hurt...

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twilighter_644 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:18

aw, she loves u guys

lizzilla8297 2

Thursday 5 August 2010 5:45

lol

CitizenSnipz 0

Monday 16 August 2010 8:59

Aren't people so caring at a young age? Also, lights out. I hear a WITCH. :O

MrsRonaldo 18

Monday 19 March 2012 23:19

Uncle Ant haha anyone else notice?

zebraumicornz 6

Thursday 25 October 2012 2:38

Does your sweatshirt taste good?

AnneFTW 17

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:18

Hahaha I just love kids XD

chelzy 0

Friday 25 June 2010 12:44

wow... do I know u from somwhere anne? where do u live?

kaprookie 3

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:05

#210 your a ******* creep as if she's gonna answer that

LosAngelesGalaxy 7

Monday 20 May 2013 6:01

That's pretty creepy

O_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:19

scary...

Luckster 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:19

Ouch..just ouch....even for a 6 year old saying that, that has to hurt...

greysgal15 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:20

Hahaha that's classic!! She still loves you just in her 6 year old mind she prob doesn't realize what dying really means quiet yet

toxicxflower 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:53

yeah that's true. when I was 6, my concern was finding waldo.

dragonstrike94 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 13:00

Dude I'm still trying to catch that guy

lollovelife0304 3

Monday 15 October 2012 2:28

Quite**

Beeboopbeep 9

Thursday 23 June 2016 7:07

Thank you #238. I had no idea what she was trying to say in her last sentence, this really helped.

adrenochrome_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:20

ohh wow. That's gotta hurt

Fredzter 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:20

If I were you I'd sleep with my eyes open xD Kids are awesome!! :D

RhapsodyEternal 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:21

Wow, that's impressive. The makings of a sociopath... Haha, just kidding ... *coughcough* :/

Demon_Squirtle 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:21

Wow she sounds spoiled already. Work on that.

ArtsySwag 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 21:21

Lol. Wow. Kids say the darndest things.

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