Love: Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile,...

By DyingPlants - 10/10/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

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By ChessNut - 27/11/2018 12:00

Today, a girl I'd been crushing on for a little while and I were talking about autism. Some of the last words she said were "I try to not find autistic people so fucking annoying, but I can't help it. But can you blame me?” I'm autistic. FML

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By well okay then - 20/05/2013 16:02 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML

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By apparently_disabled - 17/04/2015 06:24 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2014 21:15 - United States

Today, I was chatting with the girl of my dreams, a real heart-to-heart. Everything was going great, and I asked her if she'd like to get coffee together sometime. She immediately backed away and excused herself, mumbling something about not dating left-handed people. Huh? FML

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By firstdate - 24/01/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I was on my first date with my crush. When I saw her, I greeted her with, "Hey, sweetheart." She's convinced I said, "Hey, retard." FML

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By CUCKOO - 26/10/2013 21:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

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By HopelessGRLF - 16/12/2016 19:30

Today, I was talking to a guy I met on a dating site, and he asked if we could meet up and what we should do. When I suggested ice-skating he told me he was in a wheelchair, so I said we could go for a walk instead. I realised my mistake the moment I sent the message. FML

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But I'm a man

By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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Bullet dodged

By Alien - 29/12/2015 11:07 - Switzerland

Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML

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So wrong

By Anonymous - 15/06/2020 08:09

Today, my boyfriend came over to meet my family. When I told him I had an autistic brother before he came in, he immediately broke up with me because he claimed autism is another word for overprotective. I've been dating an idiot. FML

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Dalliance 4

Monday 10 October 2011 8:32

Dodged a bullet.

omfg_creepers 8

Monday 10 October 2011 8:36

What a bitch *****. I hope she falls off here bike and gets small rocks stuck in her knee and cries.

Comments

tinkerbell2oo8 4

Tuesday 11 October 2011 3:54

wow I'm so sorry op you and everyone else that has a disability does not deserve that. u are wonderful person and u deserve the best and you will find that person. and people like her needs to be hanged she a retarded bitch to have those standards and its her lose she missed out on a wonderful person most people I know that's is like are the most sweetest people ever u guys have a outlook on life in way that is amazing

assassinStorm 4

Tuesday 11 October 2011 3:56

How could she say/do something like that to someone? She is a horrible person and a complete idiot.

MatGag17895 11

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:16

Autists are very far from being retards. See Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Isaac Newton and a lot more who were autistic.

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:27

listen to Beyonce's song "best thing i never had". It will make you feel better about not dating that bitch.

GraceKathryn97 0

Tuesday 11 October 2011 4:42

Oh My God I seriously cried when I read this cuz that is just SO wrong! It's SO sad how rude and inconsiderate people are! She could've at least had been polite and not a major bitch! That is so wrong!!! If I woulda been there and I didn't have a bf I woulda bitched slapped her then ate wit u!:)