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By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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By bibou2324 - 18/04/2012 20:41

Today, during my first day as a doctor’s intern, I attended a consultation. The embarrassed patient asked me to leave. Not really knowing my way around, I went through the first door I could find. By the time I realized it was a closet, I didn’t dare come back out. Twenty minutes is a long time to wait. FML

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Ight imma head out

By Anonymous - 10/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML

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By professionalmedicineman - 11/08/2016 19:25 - United States - Arlington

Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML

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We could be heroes

By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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Transvestigation brain rot casualty

By Anonymous - 10/09/2024 00:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I’m doing my clinicals at a teaching hospital. An irate patient began hurling slurs and demanded I leave the room during her exam. She didn’t care that I was a student; she thought I was a man. I’m not now nor have I ever been male. FML

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By hospital - 05/10/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML

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By Peter80 - 03/03/2009 14:55 - Netherlands

Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2015 03:52 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, it was my first day working as a dental assistant, leaving me in charge of all cleaning. The first patient was so scared, he peed his pants. Which might have been understandable if he hadn't been a fully grown man. FML

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Gottem

By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 21:07 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, it's my first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilarious to sneak up behind me while dressed like the Grim Reaper. I screamed like a little girl and soaked my pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

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Fancy seeing you here!

By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a pap smear and she asked if it was alright if a doctor in training could come in to observe. I was already laying on the table with my feet in the stirrups, so everything was in plain sight. When the man came in to observe, I looked up to see my brother-in-law. FML

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thepunman 11

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:23

Tell him you work on Uranus.

happyconverse 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 0:23

I feel bad for the patient

Comments

happyapy 16

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:31

I can imagine a flustered OP quickly proceeding with the exam while trying to ignore their boss, and the terrified patient confusing OP's awkwardness for enthusiasm.

ballbearing 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:48

If I were the patient, I would be filing a complaint. The shit would hit

Helldemon 32

Thursday 31 January 2013 5:28

Maybe you can get a rectal exam and have them remove the stick from your ass.

waffule365 16

Thursday 31 January 2013 3:56

bottoms up I guess

WeezingTheJuice 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:02

Family guy did it.

gracelace 3

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:05

I find that fairly hilarious as well. Kudos to your boss!

deegeebee 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:16

I'll bet Doc was the supervisor ;)

deegeebee 10

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:18

Oh wait. Just realized that this was in France. Fail.

drkrissy1331 12

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:21

Oh, how I dont miss the days of being an intern!! Best of luck with school!!!!

jsanchez89 5

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:22

Lol that is something Michael Scott from the t.v. Show the office would do haha

condiment_queen 13

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:32

**** that. If i were the patient i would be complaining long n hard to anyone whod listen.... bursting in during ANY exam? If it were me, i would be extremely " Not Happy Jan."

japtap81 16

Thursday 31 January 2013 4:52

This would be great if the patient knew it was going to happen. However I think the patient knew cuz they ask me first if an intern can be in the room with me much less do anything else.