By dr mamour - 30/01/2013 21:57 - France - Paris

Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
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Pleonasm 35

Who knows. But anyway were we really expecting a gloriously hilarious or enlightening comment from "miss_sqwert?"

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CueTheMusic 22

Thats how her keyboard layout starts. MISSSQWERT*Y*.

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mb2_native 15

26, I'm a little tired.. So your comment confused me so much I had to actually look at my keyboard :/ then I had to laugh at myself and it woke me up a little bit, thank you CueTheMusic :) time for pizza (:

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CueTheMusic 22

28 You're very welcome, your comment made me laugh too xD

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mb2_native 15

You're very welcome as well 34. I did feel like an idiot though, but you have to learn to laugh at yourself to enjoy life :)

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xcarxcrashx 9

Right 81, I'm not used to such pleasantries on FML.

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mb2_native 15

136, and I still feel tired :( Work can get pretty boring...

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Werken247 14

@136 Get your hands out of your pants... and you might want to shave

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CueTheMusic 22

166, you just ruined the moment. Get out.

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mb2_native 15

166, I take it you often misinterpret things.. Go sit in a corner and think about it for awhile.

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vladimirnabokov 15

Dear Jesus I hope you didn't overprobe the back door of that poor patient. Anal sex hurts; surprised interns fingering your asshole with cold fingers probably hurts like a bitch. /shudder

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ICastillo 24

You know what else hurts? Stubbing your toe!!! That is a painful experience. I winced just thinking about it.

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corporatescoundr 25

So confused... What is that last part trying to get across?

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xdissizit 16

Your bio says you're a 16 year old lesbian but you said anal sex hurts. Hmm ...

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vencku 13

#138 - I don't get your point. Why would lesbians specifically go for anal? There are other options.

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vladimirnabokov 15

Sorry about the TMI. I've never had anal sex; I just have friends who've had it and all have said it's painful. So I thought it was a safe assumption that it was painful. Probably much like a rectal exam.

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Tempest151 11

You're lucky the patient didn't tense up and snap your finger off.

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CharresBarkrey 15

116 - That reminds me of Dumb and Dumber. "Look at the buns on that one." "He must work out."

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rhysfucker 24

That happened to me 3 years ago. The guy didn't work there. He was very gentle. We met for sushi.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I love happy endings.

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perdix 29

Hopefully, the patient didn't do a panic clench on your finger. Otherwise, you'll be sporting an enormous, stinky ring until their sphincter relaxes.

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Futacy 29

I think I'm going to be the one to say this: What an asshole!

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slap_u_much 6

I hope ur patient did clench their butt hole on you

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

This should be the patient's FML.

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