By pinocchio - 24/06/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word for it

It was their honeymoon, a time to be spent together.

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I am an assistant instructor and one of my students is of Italian decent and has a very large nose, and he can still find a mask that fits. Any reputable outfit would have multiple masks to try on. And if you knew you were going scuba diving, a mask is something you shouldn't rent out anyway (think of how many other noses have been in it) so it's a pretty good idea to hit a dive shop or even a sporting goods store and own your own (and they do make big masks that fit). YDI for not doing your research.

Dude you shouldn't just go scuba diving. You should take a class and get trained, YDI.

SteelCladAngel 0

ohhh so you're s whining because your wife had a good time?? you wanted her to suffer with you? I wouldn't have gone without my husband, but if that happened to us he would have been happy that I had a good time.

well she didn't wanna waste any money.

Lets hope it didn't go like the movie Along Came Polie.

jayAZ 3

...then got boned by scuba instructor when back at pier and now I am drinking threw a straw at the bar...

FMLJunki 0
perdix 29

Blah blah blah. Dumb, incredibly obvious sex joke, attention whoring, getting thumbed down, bitching about my humor being beyond the understanding of lesser folk, fin. :D