Love: Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving....

By pinocchio - 24/06/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2017 22:00

Today, I went scuba diving for the first time. The diver took me down some 3 meters and I started showing the thumbs up. He thought I was excited. My breather wasn't working and I was using the sign he told me to use to go up. FML

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By nonnie31 - 25/04/2016 19:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I arrived for the two-week scuba diving vacation I spent months saving, planning, and looking forward to. Today, I also developed an ear infection and can't scuba dive for 2 weeks. FML

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By Rellies - 02/05/2019 02:00

Today, my husband is finally fully recovered from getting decompression sickness during our scuba diving vacation. Today is also the day I snapped my femur in half while skiing. FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By violated ._. - 22/08/2013 22:45 - United States

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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By Mush - 27/08/2015 16:42 - France - Montpellier

Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 02:10

Today, I took my girlfriend skydiving for her birthday. I insisted on joining her to make it a memory for us both, despite my fear of heights. I passed out twice mid-freefall and had to be saved by the instructor both times. FML

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By Rakoric - 16/04/2017 22:00

Today, my wife and I went kayaking for the first time in the ocean. She got seasick and just before she threw up, leaned over the side and tipped the kayak over. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2020 15:02 - South Africa

Today, I found out my boyfriend can't swim and we are about to go on a romantic holiday to Zanzibar where all our excursions include water-based activities. His solution is that I just go do them all by myself. FML

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By letmediealready - 22/12/2017 19:00

Today I saved my wife's puppy from drowning in an icy pond and I ended up in the ER struggling to breath from the water in my lungs. When my wife showed up to see me, I caught her flirting with my doctor. FML

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lifecontroller 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:06

You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word for it

BaconDave 12

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:16

It was their honeymoon, a time to be spent together.

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signommi7 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:38

Dump her bitch ass.

tausha87 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:40

hahaha thats exactly what I was thinking!!

medotcom 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:44

are you KassemG?

mynameissss 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:47

are u like Jewish?

pharmbrooke35 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:50

go to the titty bar without her!

lifeisabitchandy 2

Saturday 25 June 2011 5:58

Are you both guys?

FMLandurstoo 9

Saturday 25 June 2011 6:01

Some racist bastard will make a jewish joke. ill laugh when they get moderated.

patty0305 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 6:10

hey at least she married you with a nose like that you owe it to her

FMLJunki 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 7:10

that's exactly what I was thinking...be grateful bro, focus on the positive! lol

leftywilson 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 6:13

so ur a jew im guessin

thepurplenurple 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 6:15

you Jew

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