By pinocchio - 24/06/2011 23:04 - United States

Today, during my honeymoon, my wife and I finally went scuba-diving. My nose was too big to fit in the face goggles, so I couldn't go. My wife went without me anyway. FML
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lifecontroller 2

You can get specially made goggles to fit your facial features. I scuba dive so please take my word for it

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BaconDave 12

It was their honeymoon, a time to be spent together.

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fluffy_nuggets 0

what's a face google? **sarcasm

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platypus546 24

isn't your wife's happiness worth anything?

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litlizard 0

hahaha, I saw this movie! she left you for the scuba guy, you ate some spicy food with Jennifer Aniston and you live happily ever after!

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towboater198425 6

Dude don't be a bitch and FML about not being able to scuba dive, I would go without my wife if she couldn't go for some reason. this post should have read, Today, i couldnt go scuba diving because they don't make goggles big enough to fit my huge ****** nose FML! so fyl for being a crybaby bitch

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Sammie246 5

RUDE ! That is not cool. Some people are insecure about their bodies ! No need to cuss and put down other people. ): Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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drdna 0

isn't this how the movie "Along Came Polly" started? or was it "Debbie Does Shamu?

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aardvarkish 16

"If it ain't a fist, it isn't love." The Pogues "Hell's Ditch"

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MurphyS94 4

Well, obviously his nose was too big, making it an FML. Duh.

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FMLandurstoo 9

It was me with my penis nose.

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