And you were stupid enough to do it?! ****** idiot....YDI

YDI for being a pussy

I would have told him to **** off.

i was just wondering, how did it taste ???????????? did it taste like chicken? was it wet? was dry? was is chunky? how long could you taste it in your mouth before it melted away ???????????????????? BTW, YDI for skipping breakfeast :D

There are no words to describe how much you deserve it. Just go to your technical area or whatever it's called in lacrosse and get another one! ******' hell.

I didn't know refs carry handguns now. That's the ONLY way anyone would 'make' me put that in my mouth.

LOL i think you go to my school =p they had a field hockey games yesterday... and u live in MA, so do I

a few issues. 1: why are geese pooing on your pitch? it rots through the turf, and if you are playing at a decent level, the pitch should be swept. 2: The umpire has NO right to tell you to replace your gumguard. it is NOT a compulsory item of equipment under the FIH rules (as amended jan. 2009) and you are completely within your rights as a player to politely tell the ump to go away, and that you will take the gumguard off the pitch and return without it. this fml seems rather spurious IMO.

good

Hey this isn't an FML! The bird poo probably helped the mouthguard stay in his mouth better.