Work: Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut...

By Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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Real dream

By kaley - 14/12/2019 03:00

Today, I woke up to find that I had given myself a haircut in my sleep. I have a presentation today and a job interview tomorrow. FML

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**** my shit up, please

By SteveO))) - 04/08/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML

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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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Sort yourself out

By lukey101 - 31/08/2023 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, a colleague texted me to say that I needed a haircut. Today was also the first day I attempted to ‘do’ my hair in about 5 years. Clearly, I shouldn’t have bothered. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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Curlywurly

By Rai - 24/03/2009 16:11 - Canada

Today, I got up extra early to curl my hair because I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstairs my mom yells at me and says, "See, when you don't wake up on time your hair looks like that. You could have at least combed it!" FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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DIY Haircuts

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 04:01 - Germany

Today, I cut my own hair. It looks great. Absolutely professional. From the front, that is. FML

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PositiveChillout 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:50

Well, if it works, it works!

Montville1 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:55

The moral of the story is to put less effort to get better results.

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beyoh 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:19

bed hair is sexy :)

EBflea 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:40

LOL. I can't believe this person is complaining either.. I mean, really. Look on the bright side.

persephone13 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 17:25

Dude. What are you complaining about?! You just found out that you apparently look awesome just by rolling out of bed. Some women would KILL for that ability.

ellie_naw 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 19:10

why the hell is that FML?! you don't have to do anything to your hair now and it'll look awesome.

ReinaJay 13

Friday 31 July 2009 1:49

at first i thought it was a girl and thought thats freakin' awesome u dont have to do anything for ur hair now but its a guy; theres a bunch of guys who dont do anything to there hair and look good. so its totally not a fml. (although i like guys more with spiky hair but thats just me XD)