Run-on sentences at that.

Tampons!!!!!

Unless the tampons get over saturated and leak, then you need a pad or a liner to protect your undies.

First of all, reproductive health is not thoroughly taught in the US. We are all given the whole 28 day cycle myth in middle school but never taught that in reality a lot of women have irregular cycles for a plethora of reasons. We just have to learn through embarrassing experiences and all the surprise and painful side effects of uterus ownership that near everyone in a girls life will shy away from frank conversation about. Second, going to a doctor is scary, especially one who is going to put their hands in your most intimate orifice. Add to that the stigma of being irregular and the fact that way too many OBGYN doctors treat you like scum for having the audacity to bleed in their presence, as if you could shut off the main valve the night before your appointment. Lastly, when it comes to irregular bleeding... the tests include scraping cells off your cervix with a wire brush, spraying vinegar on your cervix while your entire ****** is displayed on a giant screen in the room, cutting tissue out of your cervix or dilating your cervix with a plastic tube and punching a hole in your uterine wall for tissue samples. All done with not even a local anesthetic. But yeah, shame on her for not jumping on that bus of pain and humiliation the first second her Disney princess period didn't last 5 to 7 days and eb like the red sea when moses held up his staff.

I understood that reference!