Weird, but OK

By awkward - 14/06/2021 19:01 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He says he can’t be with someone who doesn’t love his dog as much as he does. I told him that I have absolutely no problem with the dog being in the room, but it makes me uncomfortable when the dog is on the bed while we have sex. Apparently, that’s unreasonable. FML
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Brightside86 30

I feel like it's just tradition to just make up a reason to breakup with someone. If he told you the real reason things might get ugly real quick.

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nammavic1 12

That’s his threesome fantasy right there. 🤢

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Brightside86 30

I feel like it's just tradition to just make up a reason to breakup with someone. If he told you the real reason things might get ugly real quick.

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nammavic1 12

That’s his threesome fantasy right there. 🤢

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Charlie Given 26

Well either this was an excuse to break up or your ex bf has some issues that ya probably don't want to be involved with. No normal pet owner would want their pets staring at them or possibly clawing or biting them when they're trying to be intimate with their SO. (unless of course he has some sort of sick twisted animal fetish and wanted you to join 😨🤢)

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Jonkbaby 22

My wife tried to initiate sexy time, and I just couldn't allow myself to cause the cat was in the room

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Wadlaen 23

I agree - it sounds a bit weird. That's not the normal kind of doggystyle...

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JasonThorn 20

I suspect that he needs it. So when he's having sex with his girlfriend, he's THINKING about the dog...

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