Miscellaneous: Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact...

By mikeyamazing - 28/12/2009 05:00 - France

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

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You deserved it 4 799

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By Dummas - 15/01/2017 12:00

Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 647

You deserved it 6 121

By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 218

You deserved it 12 539

By some explaining to do - 25/12/2016 08:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my uncle's house to celebrate Christmas. His kids don't have their own phones so I let them play with mine. They sent all my contacts messages saying I love them, including two of my ex-girlfriends who both immediately wanted to make up and started to frantically call me. FML

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You deserved it 3 161

By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 989

You deserved it 47 633

By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

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You deserved it 37 921

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By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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You deserved it 254

By R2A8 - 01/03/2019 04:00 - Kenya

Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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You deserved it 294

By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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You deserved it 6 654

By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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You deserved it 2 340

By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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You deserved it 4 078

daleftw 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:39

You probably have a phone full of 5 year old contacts you don't talk to anymore. I know I do.. I have people on my phone that I don't even know who they are..

Darklunious 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:14

I'm pretty sure thisd happen to me too.. since I never use my phone

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Darklunious 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:14

I'm pretty sure thisd happen to me too.. since I never use my phone

eyez_lay_low1921 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 17:18

Fmypanda 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:15

Maybe they didn't have your new number or something. Get over it, obviously if they've given you their number in the first place they don't mind you texting them.

TrollTrollTroll 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:28

THIS HAPPEND DDLTO ME ALL THR PEPLLE OB MY PGONR WENT ARRHHV

MagneticGuitar 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:31

eh? English ************, do you speakit?

SenGaeriel 3

Monday 28 December 2009 13:15

#3: Do you speak English in what?

Aha09 1

Monday 28 December 2009 17:09

Translation: "This happened to me too, all the people on my phone wenr ARRRRGH" ...Yeah...I'm not so sure on this. Good thing he's a troll, so we know not to take it literally.

fawfulster 11

Monday 28 December 2009 22:42

DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!!

BurnIt2TheGround 0

Friday 1 January 2010 3:14

Hahaha pulp fiction great job with the reference!

TheNamesKatii 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:29

#3- what?

ImASHMARTcookie 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:48

number three made me lol

1234567890s 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:49

hey, the reason is probably that around christmas everyone gets new phones and therefore their contacts werent all in it... dont worry...it happens to everyone xx

ipwnallmen 10

Monday 28 December 2009 13:02

whos this, whos this? there's confusion everywhere!! lol maybe you should get out more, honey... and uh, by festive, you mean????? seriously, this is a chance to reconnect at a party/get together, right?

daleftw 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:39

You probably have a phone full of 5 year old contacts you don't talk to anymore. I know I do.. I have people on my phone that I don't even know who they are..

Aquatics 0

Monday 3 May 2010 18:56

this inspired me to delete people I don't talk to. op don't worry about it, in sure there's a good reason.

Thefog 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:45

are u sure u didnt get a new number or maybe u just havent texted most of the ppl on ur phone for a while or most of your contacts got a new phone for christmas and didnt get to keep their old number?