Miscellaneous: Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact...

By mikeyamazing - 28/12/2009 05:00 - France

Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML

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By Dummas - 15/01/2017 12:00

Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 13:28 - Canada

Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML

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By some explaining to do - 25/12/2016 08:34 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to my uncle's house to celebrate Christmas. His kids don't have their own phones so I let them play with mine. They sent all my contacts messages saying I love them, including two of my ex-girlfriends who both immediately wanted to make up and started to frantically call me. FML

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By smart phone mms - 07/12/2009 06:36 - United States

Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML

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By dis_bee_leaf - 13/02/2012 16:27 - Canada

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

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Now listen here, you lot…

By Angelthecat - 06/03/2020 00:01

Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML

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By R2A8 - 01/03/2019 04:00 - Kenya

Today, after I got lectured about not replying on the family group chat, I decided to wish everyone a good morning. No one responded. FML

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By Kere - 03/02/2011 16:42 - Sweden

Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML

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By anon - 30/08/2016 18:32 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long, heartfelt message this morning. Her response? "What do you need? Or is this even really you?" FML

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By Surfinbird09 - 20/12/2009 12:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML

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daleftw 0

Monday 28 December 2009 13:39

You probably have a phone full of 5 year old contacts you don't talk to anymore. I know I do.. I have people on my phone that I don't even know who they are..

Darklunious 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:14

I'm pretty sure thisd happen to me too.. since I never use my phone

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one2gun 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 0:01

lol i dont know about you but everyone on my phone list actualy knows me personaly

darry107 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 3:19

ohh shit! Rachelle is that you? lmao I thought it was you no joke Mimi sed the same...

kaniekamp 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 21:14

omg that totally happened to me last new years, never doing that again...

iBou_fml 4

Thursday 31 December 2009 1:34

this fml made my day :)

strawberryswirl 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 8:13

I hate mass texts, and I'm pretty sure 98% of the free world does, too. Send personalized ones. I only respond to "festive" texts when there's some evidence that they only sent it to me.

Emperor_Jim 0

Friday 1 January 2010 7:43

******' A! I never respond to those things, and what pisses me off even more is that they wake me up at 7 AM on holidays. If you ARE going to send a stupid mass text to your entire extended family, please remember: NOT EVERYONE IS IN THE SAME TIME ZONE AS YOU.