By chase - 25/01/2013 00:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, feeling lonely after my recent breakup, I put on my nicest clothes and went out clubbing with a few friends. I brought a guy back to my place, and we got intimate. It was going well, until he took off my push-up bra, then panicked and drunkenly asked, "Where'd they go?!" FML
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Same thing different taste

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Because obviously the best way to feel better about your loneliness is casual sex.

It's cause you deceived him with lies! Lies!

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Maria_Obligacia 14

yeah reverse the roles - so the guy takes his pants off and his penis disappears! Just an empty space where penis, by all prior appearance was! I'd probably blurt something out in surprise too!

Have little boobs isn't a problem. Buy gee that must have been very awkward and embarressing.

CookieLovesBoo 16

Tig Ol' Bitties - your favorite Martian ( YouTube ) lol

WhatYouMean 4

Oh yeah, he supposably said it 'drunkenly' haha!

You should've given him another drink ! Then he'll think u r Elle macpherson .lol

symotomsofhope 5

Dear lord it isn't "false advertising." Girls can wear push ups to feel better about themselves if they want. You're just dumb if you think all girl's boobs are the same when they take their clothes off.

Cheeeeeater :). No,, that's okay.. Push up looks really great, but most men don't understand what they really do until it's removed...

thank god for big boobs no need to fake it (: haha