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Fail
Nice description of your own comment.
I lol'ed at "how welcoming we are in the U.S.A"
As a russian the whole of,this post makes me cringe
'Murrica
I see the problem. He really should have said World War II instead of WW2.
Your dads kidding right? I mean we all know that Bolivia is in Africa! Duh!
Either you fail at geography as well, or you're trying to be funny. Because Bolivia is in South America...
16- Isn't the USSR south of them?
23- Yeah, I think the USSR is like right next to Zaire and Yugoslavia.
You go straight up in Narnia and you're there.
What are all you guys talking about? I thought Bolivia was the 53rd state in the US... I don't know what to believe anymore...
26-No. You want OP to get caught by the wicked witch of the east!? You go up Narnia THEN you take a sharp turn crossing Panem. Remember the sharp turn. If you pass Far Far Away then you've gone too far. Oh and beware of the Sand People! Good luck!
Reading this comment thread has me so confused... >.< I think I need a map
They sell really good maps in India, that country west of Bolivia.
What are you guys talking about, Bolivia is a small island that is part of Neverland. The land next to far far away is Mexico, who is next to Arabia. Do you people even take geography?
And don't forget about its friendly neighbour tibequador
Your all wrong Bolivia is that huge country above china right next to Mexico and .... **** it its not in Murica so I don't care!
90-Its the 53rd state, so it is in Murica.
Second star on the right, straight until morning?
These comments are confusing me
No it's not. It's in Antartica, silly !
At least your friend wasn't japanese. I wonder what your dad would've said then.
I think the friend would have screamed "Banzai!!!" And would go all kamikaze on the dad. That's how I picture it going.
As a Japanese, I would probably just stare at him for being unberievably lude...
#57 - I see what you did there ;)
At least he didn't add 'you d*** commies.'
that would have been extra wrong too, because the only place communism was a problem in europe would be the european part of russia, facism was the real problem europe, and I hate when people don't know the difference. thankfully It hasnt been too common of a mistake with people I know
#44 - yeah, Ceausescu wasn't a problem for Romanians or anything. NBD.
Could of been worse, least your dad didn't say welcome to America while slowly pronouncing each word and making wild hand gestures!
*Currently searching the push-up bra FML for 12's mistake*
#31 - You have two independent clauses; they can't be connected with a comma. I'm sure you don't want to make "the rest of us literate people look bad," so the correction to your post would be: Your being from the south isn't an excuse to use improper grammar; it makes the rest of us literate people look bad.
Geography lessons for dad sound good about now
And he also needs history lessons.
Keywords
and then he replied. " We got you covered in WWIII."
'Murrica