Painful: Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking...

By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:45

I think I'd have stopped helping her after the first time. And definitely by the second!

peve3 12

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:49

Fool you once, shame on her. Fool you twice, shame on you. Anything after two is just taking advantage of you.

Comments

RubenTheGreek 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 3:39

Did I just get thumbed down for telling OP to break the lady's cane after she hit his balls 3 times on purpose? Really?

Llammas 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 3:59

Hubba HUBBA

deniseeeee_15 18

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:26

What does magnanimous mean ?

langoustine_fml 10

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:02

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awilliams44 9

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:27

that's a huge word

MadLife136 3

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:30

Just checking if kind men have balls of steel.

597mph 10

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:31

Even elders want action, you know.

EffingAnnoying 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:41

Maybe it was on purpose because she actually didn't want to cross the street and she was trying to get you to stop.

langoustine_fml 10

Wednesday 19 February 2014 4:55

Did you speak to her using words like magnanimous? I'd pop you in the balls too.

commandercolbert 6

Wednesday 19 February 2014 5:33

honestly alot of elders are dicks :/

pbnjrox 10

Wednesday 19 February 2014 6:23

After she "accidentally" hit you the second time, why didn't you just just stop helping her?? I mean if you claim she did it on purpose, shes obviously ungrateful for your help. So why help her?