By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML
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botanistjessica 24

I think I'd have stopped helping her after the first time. And definitely by the second!

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peve3 12

Fool you once, shame on her. Fool you twice, shame on you. Anything after two is just taking advantage of you.

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Spyingcheeseman 8

"Accidently" trip her in the road and "Accidently" get in your car, and "Accidently" Start it and "Accidently" drive away.

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KillSwitch96 18

I think you "accidentally" spelled accidentally wrong!

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Spyingcheeseman 8

Oh sorry. Forgot an A and an L. It's not that big of a deal. As long as you at least understand what I'm saying it shouldn't be that big of a deal.

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beaverteaser 16

never thought a cup would be needed for elderly assistance

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anfscd 17

Sounds like she's still going strong.

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Damned_Architect 25

#17, perhaps she used to specialize in ball-busting.

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WCARlover 34

Well, chivalry isn't dead, that's good to see ^-^

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idioticmess 15

damn those canes are getting dangerous now. maybe we should take them away from the elderly.

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martin8337 35

Talk about going "balls out".

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worldclassrager 39

Did the words I don't want/need your help ever enter her mind...but props for helping out...

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