Painful: Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking...

By undineA - 18/02/2014 20:16 - Greece - Thessaloniki

Today, feeling magnanimous, I decided to help a frail-looking old lady across a busy street. She managed to "accidentally" hit me in the balls with her cane no fewer than three times before we reached the other side. FML

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By fuckit - 23/07/2016 06:52 - United States - American Fork

Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML

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By Lucas79 - 08/10/2011 01:23 - Australia

Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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By VroomVroom - 04/03/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML

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By anonymous - 20/06/2013 01:09 - United States - Houston

Today, I helped an elderly lady put a bookshelf in her car. She then thanked me by hitting me with her car as she drove out of the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2010 15:04 - Netherlands

Today, an old lady asked me the way to the shopping mall. The shopping mall was not too far away, but I could see that the lady could barely walk so I offered to drive her there. She smacked my car's door into a pole while getting in my car. She didn't even notice that she'd done something wrong. FML

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By anniecook - 27/11/2009 00:26 - United States

Today, I saw an old man who needed help crossing the street. I went over to him and helped him across the street. When he thanked me, I said, "No problem, sir." They responded by hitting me in the happy sacks and screaming that they were a woman. FML

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botanistjessica 24

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:45

I think I'd have stopped helping her after the first time. And definitely by the second!

peve3 12

Wednesday 19 February 2014 1:49

Fool you once, shame on her. Fool you twice, shame on you. Anything after two is just taking advantage of you.

Comments

laurbear87 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 8:47

Sweet vocab bro

onedayinamsterda 14

Wednesday 19 February 2014 11:40

She might have been copping a feel... Haha

amoredeniro 21

Wednesday 19 February 2014 12:34

Anyone else have to use the dictionary?

syed121417 22

Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:26

I would've still helped her, but then again I'm not a guy. You had really sweet intentions and you did help her, OP. You're a nice guy

middlenamefrank 8

Wednesday 19 February 2014 16:49

Really? Three thumps in the balls and you still couldn't take a hint?

fatkidfalling 11

Wednesday 19 February 2014 20:38

3 times?!?!? You must have balls if steel!

azisles02 17

Wednesday 19 February 2014 23:43

YDI. First hit, okay is an accident & ask her to be more careful. Second? I'd grab the cane & throw it far as I could and tell her get it yourself as I leave. Balls are more important than helping rude old people.

Dark_Stream 29

Thursday 20 February 2014 3:04

I can see them sitting around the lodge later, sipping their early bed time glasses of Metamucil and telling stories. Mildred says, "I got 3 boy scouts with my cane today". Hazel comes back with, "Got you beat. I whacked one three times. Bet he's still walking funny."

guyssite 4

Thursday 20 February 2014 4:52

I'm trying to figure out how in the heck she managed to get anywhere near your balls with her cane. There is literally no way that I can imagine that actually happening unless your balls were somewhere that they really should never have been. "Helping her across the street" should not have involved your balls being that close.