By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Spicy
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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golden_warrior 23

Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!

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KrazyChica 3

u should be worn a thong and bikini top

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WhiteCrimson 23

If my girl had to jump into my Paramedic uniform i laugh too. Im about twice her size so she would drown in my jumpsuit. But i would do CPR on her without a doubt. Lol

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Faiths28 12

Disgracing our country much?

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ForbiddenDestiny 20

The correct response would have been; "Don't laugh at a superior officer soldier, now get on the bed, that's an order!" X

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kha_428 6

A lot of got your damn panties in a twist. She was trying to do something sexy, not disgrace his uniform. It might be an insult to you, but it clearly wasn't to him. He probably just laughed cause she might be a small person and he very large and the shirt would swallow her. My husband was in the Army, and I've worn his camos before. I asked and he let me wear them for Halloween. I didn't have any of the patches on it or his awards, but people recognized it for what it was and thank me for serving. I just said thank you and kept going. I'm 5'2", and he's 6'2", the camos practically swam around me, but a uniform is a uniform and people are grateful and respectful. I even talked to some of our local police about wearing it, he said that if my husband had no problem with wearing them, then other peoples opinions shouldn't matter. They aren't my husband.

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