By anonymous - 03/06/2013 04:41 - United States - Banner Elk

Spicy
Today, feeling the need to spice things up in our sex life, I dressed up in my husband's navy uniform jacket, hat, and a pair of heels. When he came into the room, he took one look at me and started laughing uncontrollably. FML
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golden_warrior 23

Well, if you hand kinky sex afterwards then mission accomplished!

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RoboCunnilingus 23

That's all you got from that? The plethora of fuckery in that paragraph, and that's what you take out, #85?

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brittyed 11

I loved this one :D

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NellyFaceXD 3

that's ****** up

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DefiningDivine 13

I would have made her captain of my ship. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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marinewife519 12

You did not earn the right to wear the uniform!! More then 99% of military guys I know laughed when there wife did the same thing

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grayeyedmarine 14

funny I said about the same and got moderated...

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arsenicalhumor 30

Maybe he was so overjoyed and excited that he couldn't describe it, so all he could do was blurt out uncontrolled happiness?

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Roo79 1

Wow! Lack of foresight !Probably made him think of butt sex on a boat!!!

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