By Hate2Date - 05/04/2010 05:14 - United States

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Today, fifteen minutes after dinner was served, my blind date says "It's good that you're smart. Not to be rude, but most girls aren't. I mean, at some point, I'm going to pull my dick out of your mouth and then it's good if you have something interesting to say." Check please. FML
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mikemalk123 0

Wow, got yourself a real winner there, apparently he's not quite as brilliant as he thinks you are... Not so sure if I'd say FYL or YDI, but it's funny all the same

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fualignment 0

so I'm guessing you're the 1/3 that doesn't fall for the naked man technique

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blindyblonde13 0

hes a keeper

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cm1965 0

now you know why he is single and going on blind dates. what a loser.

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blaaaaakely 0

har har har I see what you did there. shut the **** up and get some new material. FYL for being the anti-lulz.

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mclonin 0

bahahshaha. there's a comedian that says that. he was nervous and trying to be funny to impress you. you should give him another chance.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I thought it sounded vaguely familiar. Do you remember who said it? Hilarious. OP, it was a joke in bad taste but unless he was a mysoginistic wad the rest of the night, you shouldn't write him off for one joke. Now, if you think after a year of dating that still wouldn't be funny, go ahead and lose his number since your humours are not compatible.

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gb_chrs 2

a year?? I'd say 3 months at most.

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liam96 0

haha dinner severed. pisst! it my dick!

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iAmPaul 49

^^ fail comment, learn to write and get a sense of humour you ******* kid

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Squeezeit 0

so her two jobs in life as his gf are to suck dick and amuse him when not performing the former. he's a candidate for the new sex robot. sexual Darwinism boys. you act like an ass you don't get to procreate

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