By Anonymous - 19/09/2011 02:16 - United States

Today, I went to evening Mass. I later found that sometime between entering the church and receiving Communion, someone had snatched my iPhone straight out of my handbag. FML
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fakeaccountX 6

God wanted you to buy an Android instead.

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone

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fatgirllovesfml 0

Call apple and they can easily track your phone and find it for you. PROBLEM SOLVED. NEXT

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n_epic_fail 14

Maybe Jesus just wanted to borrow it...

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Zya_fml 8

Thieves at churches... ...what has this world come to...

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margie2194 12

Your not actually supposed to close your eyes doing prayers. Duuuuuuh.

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DrewsFML 8

The altar boy gang strikes again, emptying purses while people go up for communion.

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fakeaccountX 6

God wanted you to buy an Android instead.

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EmyB_fml 8

Next time he'll be at the church it'll be to ask for forgiveness

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I had my phone stolen at church, what made it really bad was that I had it inside my Bible cover.

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enonymous 8

The blood of Christ. The body of Christ The cellphone of Christ. Check list complete

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margie2194 12

I'm gonna correct myself because my grammar is atrocious "You're not supposed to close your eyes during communion." much better :) now I can rest in peace without fears of grammar Nazis attacking me with Miriam-Webster's dictionaries.

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babyfireball77 14

That's why you buy MobileMe and install the tracking device on your iPhone.

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enonymous 8

87 you got about run on sentences and punctuation. Also you forgot the margins on the page and it was not double spaced

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sociology 0

Everyone who goes to church are sinners. We just have to periodically confess our sins because if not then we could end up somewhere we don't want to be!

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dre_bro11 12

122, there are different levels of sin. Ones like lying or swearing are still sins, but not serious enough to 'get you in a place you don't want to be'. It's when you start thinking about murderers or repeating thieves that you may be heading that way.

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Neopets_dot_com 0

Think of it this way. You can get an iPhone 5 when it comes out & the person who stole will burn his ass in hell.

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IndiRae 9

Whatever hope I had left for humanity was whisked away by this FML.

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Aysian 0

This is bad. The thiefs are confused people

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Lanceeden 12

What, you thought those little bread things were free? Think again buddy.

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Lanceeden 12

56-You had hope for humanity? Kudos to you...

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StoryOfTheYear 14

What do I get then if I still have hope? (other than all my shit stolen o.o)

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I was hoping for extra kudos. :( Oh well, I'll come around some time, but for now I'll try to be a blissfully blind dude.

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HowAreYouToday 34

Ah, humans... XD no hope

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IDontKnow10101 14

someone has some sticky fingers

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silver0jay 11

Someones having double standards about their religion.

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sarahxD1234 5

Call it . Was it locked ? That wouldve been smart

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EmmyBabe_fml 0

"Hey person who stole my phone.. can you give it back now?" "No." ***Dial tone

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StoryOfTheYear 14

4- I like how you added a tip on smartness.

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MrSarcasm 4

I actually tried this once but the damn prick hung up on me. Could've at least said goodbye…

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prinzess_fml 25

Well it could be a good idea, to make sure it was really stolen and didn't just fall out of the purse.

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yamatelle 19

It's ok, OP. God is going to whoop his/her ass!!!

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aninalcruelty 0

YDI. All religion is bullshit

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tylersign 11

No more viewing FML anytime, anywhere.. FYL..

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applesuckers 0

Yea.... because the church stole her phone...

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kidwiththeface42 7

That sucks. You'd think you'd be able to not worry about getting your shit taken while in a church. Whoever the dick is that snatched it while in church is going to go to Hell twice as fast.

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