Miscellaneous: Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By bronco_lover89 - 22/05/2012 01:05 - United States - Essexville

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

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By notgreg - 10/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:28

That really sucks. However, they really still shouldn't have blocked your drive way. They should've been the one to park in the street or something. Alas, a politer note would probably have conveyed that better.

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:30

That is an immature way to respond. However, that is annoying and illegal on their part. A nicer note might have been a better solution, but I understand how frustrating that can be.

Comments

Zoa_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:00

That is really unfortunate about the nephew, but it is still illegal for them to block your driveway and I hate when people try and use pity to get around things like that!

luxornv 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:07

Awkward moment, but if they've done it before, then they are assholes.

elfuzzo 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:09

Instead of leaving a note, I would have just had them towed.

maryyellen 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:11

It doesn't matter, it's still illegal for them to block your driveway.

wasabipeas 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:13

Yeah, don't even feel bad. Maybe they shouldn't suck at parking.

wut_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:17

Whatever, they still can't block you out of your own driveway. Just because someone died doesn't mean they get to be self-absorbed and inconsiderate.

alkfjdf 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:18

everyone knows not to block a driveway it's their fault

katiekaite 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:21

YLIF because they're so dumb that they blocked your driveway. YDI because you wrote them a nasty note, you could've worded it differently.

1st_time_caller_ 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:23

Wow, I have so much respect for the people who leave a comment. Other than myself of course. I really do, all those YDI people, if they could stand behind their YDI they would add a comment, but they can't, so I am glad they don't. Dude, apologize to them, immediately followed by a warning that next time you will have them towed immediately. Do both, it is the mature and funny thing to do. lol

tifferneelee 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:25

you should have called the tow truck to have it impounded, see if they ever forget blocking someone's driveway just because someone died. these people, sheesh