Miscellaneous: Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking...

By Anonymous - 02/04/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, for about the fifth time, my neighbors parked blocking my driveway. After parking across the street I stuck a note on their windshield reading “Nice park job asshole“, only to find out that their nephew just passed away and everyone was gathering to go to the viewing. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By bronco_lover89 - 22/05/2012 01:05 - United States - Essexville

Today, after months of using the empty driveway across the street from my house, a note was placed under my windshield wiper. It read, "Please stop parking in my driveway. P.S. You’re hot. Are you single?" FML

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By notgreg - 10/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2015 21:16 - United States - Newark

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit my car in the parking lot. There was a note tucked under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said "Sorry dude. I fucked up. Good luck with the car." Great. FML

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adelaide_evening 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:28

That really sucks. However, they really still shouldn't have blocked your drive way. They should've been the one to park in the street or something. Alas, a politer note would probably have conveyed that better.

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:30

That is an immature way to respond. However, that is annoying and illegal on their part. A nicer note might have been a better solution, but I understand how frustrating that can be.

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PureGold 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:34

Still, they're not supposed to block your driveway. It sucks that your neighbors are inconsiderate enough to do that, I would be frustrated too. I can understand why you would leave a note since it was the fifth time, but you could have written a nicer one. People are more willing to comply if you're polite. :P

randomstudios 0

Friday 14 October 2011 5:54

People are more willing to comply when you have all the papers for a law suit ready to be submited

Quinnjamin 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:34

for all those that said YDI, how the hell would he/she know?

bjy151 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:35

Yeah they really shouldn't have blocked your drive way no matter the reasons for doing so.

banana2022 4

Friday 3 April 2009 0:35

I definitely don't think you deserved that! You didn't know, and they do it all the time. Eff your life XD

yourpathetic 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:36

Dont feel bad man, This is another situation of how the **** are you suppose to know something bad happened. Its a dick move anyway to block your driveway, do it to them sometime, Best way to show someone what they're doing is annoying.

jsmith1199 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:36

So.. what are their excuses for the other 4 times? Unless someone died every time, in which case I would get as far away as I could because you could be next

Person_Man 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:37

**** those neighbours! If they can't stay out of your drive way, then it's their own damn fault you got mad. Good job!

littlemuffet 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:37

#10s was stupid yet funny until the last part. Then it just got insane. It's really not your fault, just a bad coincidence.

Claeric 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:39

You couldn't have known and they had a history of doing it. Don't even consider feeling bad.

omglolydi 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:40

Actually, I commend you for holding it in until the fifth time they did it. I think after the second time I would have gotten upset and done something similar. Their fault for blocking your drive way. They should have known one day you would do something about it. Don't feel bad, I wouldn't.