Health: Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors...

By nic - 01/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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Costly mistake

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 23:00

Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML

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danhxcore 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:28

Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.

DaftPyramid 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:30

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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gesseniasxangel 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:32

Epic fail on the parts of both people involved.

Fadakar 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:32

Today, for April fools my friend decided to set off my smoke detectors after he seran wrapped my door hoping I'd run into it. Instead I awoke to the alarm, freaked out and jumped out the window. I now have a broken leg. FML

MrRecon72 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:32

You are an ass dude, I hope he takes your ass to court.

trigunesq 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 16:29

really? it was a harmless prank, jumping out a window is stupid is almost any situation. aint ops fault

thevaliantknight 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:33

Dude, that sucks. He's going to sue you.

amykillswitch 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:33

lamo #9. i agree with #6. if i did that for every time a fire alarm went off (which it does all the time because its old as shit) i would be jumping out of a 4 story building once a month. way to go friend.

youreawhore 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:33

... Man, I would hate you till the end of the earth if you did that to me. o____o (Hahahaha at #8) But yeah... extreme on his part to jump out a window without checking for a real fire/alternative exit... and stupid on your part for playing with a goddamn safety alarm!

pineapple18 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:33

@ #10: How did his friend overreact? Anyone who hears the fire detector go off would try to get out in any way possible. In one's mind, it's better to suffer a broken leg from what one could only assume was a fire instead of dying, right? So jump out the window. Idiocy was entirely on the OP's part.

allisonjean 0

Friday 24 July 2009 16:51

Whenever I hear the fire detector go off in my house, I ignore it and keep doing whatever I was doing. 9 out of 10 times it's my dad cooking supper.

semigala 0

Monday 14 December 2009 21:29

but chances are you know dinner is being cooked and so you know it's a false alarm. However, if the alarm goes off in the middle of the night, it's probably real and safer to get out of the house rather than check.