Health: Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors...

By nic - 01/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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Stealth

By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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Costly mistake

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 23:00

Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML

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danhxcore 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:28

Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.

DaftPyramid 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:30

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Comments

cartesianlogic 0

Monday 1 March 2010 9:11

ydi and so does your friend, you're both idiots.

Timmo_fml 2

Tuesday 9 March 2010 13:43

I think this is one of my favourite FMLs. I can just imagine the guy running round his room in a blind panic before deciding the window is a better option than the door. B-E-A-utiful!

TheRedPhantom 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 17:40

you think some one would wait to see FIRE, and/or SMELL SMOKE before boosting out a ****** window. So this guy, from a dead sleep, wakes up, runs to a window, with no SMOKE or FIRE in sight/smell, and falcon jumps right out that bitch? I call bullshit!

packersarebeast 0

Thursday 8 April 2010 9:16

I've done that but broke both legs and ankles

brianjman14 22

Friday 21 May 2010 2:10

**** u guys it ain't ops fault. his friend is stupid because 1. u don't jump out a window when the fire alarm goes off. 2. u check to see if there's a real fire first.

PurpleLlamas 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 6:59

more of his fml...unless he's mad at you and hates you then fhl and fyl

thefylgoose 0

Monday 21 June 2010 23:14

not your fault, you never could have known he would do this - the SI Goose Approves

jlaw0729 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 20:07

Why would that be a fml? You're not the one with the broken leg. Plus it doesn't even make sense that he would just jump out the window without checking..ydi