Health: Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors...

By nic - 01/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, for April fools I decided to set off the smoke detectors in my friend's apartment while he was sleeping and saran wrap the outside of his bedroom doorway so he would smack into it. Instead, he jumped out the window and broke his leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to dress in all black with a ski mask and use my spare key to break into my house as a joke. He though it was even funnier when I jumped out the window and broke my leg. FML

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By desertpunk75 - 19/01/2011 03:40 - United States

Today, my friends thought it'd be funny to hold lighters under the smoke alarms while I was sleeping. FML

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No joking allowed

By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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Stealth

By Andy - 18/11/2008 21:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML

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By luckycharmed - 17/06/2014 17:34 - United States

Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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Costly mistake

By Anonymous - 01/02/2022 23:00

Today, my prank backfired when the airhorn prank I set up for my dad burst and blew a hole in his office window, which also broke his laptop screen. FML

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danhxcore 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:28

Idk whether to say your friends a moron, or you are.

DaftPyramid 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:30

Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

Comments

BadAcidTrip420 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 17:17

I think he should be the one posting on here not you.

Ismaeldaboss 1

Monday 6 June 2011 18:22

Your an asshole

fmlizdabest 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 17:10

you shouldve saran rapped his window toolmao

phuckejiu 3

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:19

he's lucky to have a friend like you

jazziness 12

Friday 12 August 2011 19:31

I agree

outbackbyrd 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 21:42

Great prank. But maybe you should analyze your targets just a tad better.

music87 14

Monday 29 August 2011 20:00

FAIL

XxPancho_831xX 0

Monday 14 November 2011 5:06

Maybe "break a leg" doesn't mean luck??

A7x4REVer 3

Friday 10 February 2012 8:09

It may be April, but you're the fool

danmaxime17 0

Saturday 24 March 2012 18:05

I'm guessing gemlike jus then woke up and heard an alarm. You don't think when you just woke up and hear and alarm. Your thinkin would be to just get out