Miscellaneous: Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body...

By Boob - 07/01/2010 16:36 - United Kingdom

Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML

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By Public Indecency - 28/06/2019 20:23

Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML

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Great job

By onlyme - 23/05/2009 05:15 - United States

Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML

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By muffincakess - 21/01/2010 00:55 - France

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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Classic

By thirsty artist - 28/09/2023 08:00

Today, I was working on a painting and went to take a sip of my tea. Instead, I took a swig of paint water. FML

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By keifer13 - 03/06/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, it was my high school graduation. I brought my camera to capture these last memories, only to discover that the batteries were dead. When I got home and went to change them, I realized they were not dead, they were just put in the wrong way. FML

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By hackling fellow - 10/03/2011 13:17

Today, I was painting my mom's house, which so far had taken 12 hours over two days. All of a sudden there was a wind storm. All of the leaves stuck to the wet paint. FML

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Not respected anymore

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 09:04 - Australia

Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By Meow - 15/09/2009 13:21 - Singapore

Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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Ascaryrobot 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:02

Were you going to be the human dalmation?

strawberryswirl 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 20:15

YDI for thinking that's art.

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loat 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:26

That's pretty hot, I'll take a copy of the pictures when you actually do them. Thanks.

DynamicDave 11

Friday 8 January 2010 2:33

FML really needs a WTF button lol. @92: I like former supreme court justice Potter Stewart's definition of ****: "I know it when I see it."

MisterZzyzx 0

Friday 8 January 2010 2:57

Can I see the pictures you took after you charged the batteries or got new ones?

kmgentil 0

Friday 8 January 2010 3:46

This website accepts the Shittiest FMLS, their not funny, not entertaining, they suck, I have so many good ones but this site only accepts the shitty ones one, THEN GO INSIDE DUMBASS

blastvortex 3

Friday 8 January 2010 3:56

I honestly don't know what's more pathetic: you or a fursuiter. ... Scratch that, you're both beyond lame.

leadrunner751 3

Friday 8 January 2010 4:11

is this for school?

YeahFMLxX 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:13

pica or gtfo.

weezybaby22 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:52

you must be blonde. a) because your stupid for not checking, and b) your a ******* ***** for going outside naked in the snow.

kevin1873 1

Friday 8 January 2010 4:55

Get some freaking batteries and stop crying

Danileea 0

Friday 8 January 2010 4:57

So what, not an FML despite the fact that you thought that was a good idea. If you were using acrylic, just let it dry a couple minutes and put some clothes on and get new batteries, it's not like you used oil paint that takes forever to dry. In any case, Fail.