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By Fatality - 28/10/2010 16:29 - Canada

Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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By really - 07/11/2014 00:30 - United States

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By csgocockblock - 27/07/2016 17:26 - United States - Jenks

Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 16:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around when he accidentally elbowed me in the eye and I couldn't see. He rolled over, turned on the football game, and told me to just walk upstairs and get ice. He also added that he would like a coke while I am up there. FML

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By MulticoloredSlug - 13/10/2016 10:57 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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By The_Life - 12/10/2016 13:26 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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Dearknon 4

Friday 29 October 2010 0:23

YDI for ******* up a hockey game.

Selena_is_back 7

Friday 29 October 2010 0:24

When it's boy time, it's time to leave them in their world...

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lovely_asian 0

Friday 29 October 2010 1:08

ha! there's a certain time and place for everything Op and cuddling time while your bf show is on, is not the right time. we all learn from out mistake anyways :D sn: hey at least now you are 100% sure gravity does work :D

1kings67 0

Friday 29 October 2010 1:11

yup sounds like something I'd do

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Friday 29 October 2010 1:18

That IS Really funny underpaid! But seriously, unless he is an addict who watches EVERY sport, blogs obsessively about it, overspends for it, then neglects you/kids/work for it while he gambles away the diaper money. (some guys do go way overboard and actually have a problem.) But, if he is just a normal guy, then go make him some chip dip and wings and be the cool girlfriend his friends will envy him for! If he is the bad kind though...I'd show him how fast I could run away...

perdix 29

Friday 29 October 2010 1:20

You mean he came after 30 seconds after "snuggling" began? You need to find a guy with some control.

Hughmadd 0

Friday 29 October 2010 1:24

Do you think he enjoys shopping with you? Suck it the hell up

pcakewafflebacon 0

Friday 29 October 2010 1:25

dear moderators: my account has been hax. pleez fix it

zoroaster74 1

Friday 29 October 2010 1:28

YDI for being needy, muting the game, and not cheering when his team scored.

fearfulsymmetry 1

Friday 29 October 2010 1:29

Do not keep a man away from his sports. Especially when said man is Canadian and that sport is hockey.

steph_kat 1

Friday 29 October 2010 1:36

You deserved that. Leave a man with his sports! My exboyfriend is the reason I got in baseball. I started watching the games because he watched them all and I wanted to spend time with him without dragging him away. Turns out I really like baseball and even though we're still broken up, I still love baseball. Either let him be, or get into the game, but don't try to get in between.