Love: Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally...

By bg4545 - 24/03/2016 03:39 - United States - Whittier

Today, for some reason that is unknown to me, I accidentally referred to my girlfriend as "my ex-girlfriend." To her face. Needless to say, my statement became true afterwards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 461

You deserved it 18 589

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Same thing different taste

By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 044

You deserved it 7 810

Freudian slip

By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 587

You deserved it 49 144

The straw that broke the camel's back

By jetskiboy2000 - 15/05/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 172

You deserved it 610

By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 08:47 - United Kingdom - Bury

Today, I was reassuring my girlfriend that I wasn't cheating on her because I was sneaking around. I'm actually just planning a surprise birthday party for her. During the reassuring, I accidentally called her another girl's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 966

You deserved it 30 300

By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 343

You deserved it 2 236

Sorry sweaty, my brain is melting

By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 22:01

Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 368

You deserved it 1 364

Am I the asshole?

By Anon - 22/05/2023 22:00

Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 663

You deserved it 231

Brain fart

By my bad - 24/09/2020 01:58 - United States

Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 411

You deserved it 510

She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 259

You deserved it 1 435

By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 844

You deserved it 378

CheekyRaccoon 27

Thursday 24 March 2016 16:46

Your parents never told you this, you can predict the future. It's not like a fortune teller that looks in to a crystal ball, but more like what you say has a 99.91% chance of happening. Please use your new found powers wisely.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 24 March 2016 16:42

She didn't ask for an explanation? Needless to say a slip of the tongue didn't help...

Comments

austyballs 6

Thursday 24 March 2016 18:16

I feel ya. My husband referred to me as his girlfriend the other day. However, I didn't divorce him over it.

HollyQuinn 21

Thursday 24 March 2016 18:55

That is not a reason to dump someone, she's a dick.

I'madumbass 19

Friday 1 December 2017 6:27

She doesn't have one, so why would she be classified as one?

TyrantOverSeer 13

Thursday 24 March 2016 19:59

Bro?!?!? Seriously?!?!? Total **** Up, You Should Have Offered To Take Her To Hawaii and Go Surfing With Her As a Way to Say Sorry, That Always Helps

Summaria 10

Thursday 24 March 2016 20:05

Well there would've been an easy trick to solve your problem. Should've just told her you meant ex-girlfriend but future fiance and you'd be good. Well it's too late now...maybe next time.

RememberSchlitz 9

Thursday 24 March 2016 23:12

The unconscious mind does not lie.

OkitaCockroach 19

Friday 25 March 2016 0:42

Opposite once happened to me, OP. I saw my ex at a dance one night, and exclaimed "Oh shit, my girlfriend is here!" while trying to hide. Needless to say, all the new people I met that night now think I'm an awful, cheating partner.