By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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Diabeetus 0

This makes me feel better about still being a virgin

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fuckyalol 0

being a virgen after 15 is stupid u stupid ****

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strat_fml 0

you must have the smallest **** ever! what a loser.

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youngboss_fml 2

your comment is ****** stupid if u think about it. to get to know the size of his **** a woman would have to see it but it aint the case hence the fml you dumbfuck

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Meilin 7

Actually, the doctor saw it, so she must have tought it was small and that's probably why she laughed. I'm not agreeing with #5 though, OP has no fault (except for not putting himself out there and meeting people) and it's a dick thing to call OP a loser for that.

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oOxMERROxOo 0

IThat's just plain mean. He didn't ask to be made like that did he? No. How does that make him a loser. He hasn't done anything, he didn't ask for a small ****. D'ya know what? **** off you waste of space.

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Narttu 20

You are an asshole. OP said nothing about the size of his penis. Also, no man gets to choose the size of his penis, naturally having a small one does not make somebody a loser. The doctor is also a bitch. What she did was unprofessional and just plain rude. I hope OP reported her.

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NoxiousNorwegian 5

The size of someone's penis doesn't dictate how cool they are. You're a giant dick.

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lonkite101 14

1. That's really mean! 2. How would you know???? CREEPER 3. You have no life

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turtlesFTW 5

I really doubt that..........

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Kyra15 0

lol stayin positive:D

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noah1997 3

If only there was that much hope here..../

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Phillay632 0

I usually have a quirky comment, but this just makes me sad. I don't even know what to say...

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badimage 0

Oh how sad for you :/

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hk_fml 9

wow. Thirty? O___O I think I woulda passed out from embarrassment too.

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lnm701 0

Is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

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ikeydude 0

haha good one but i dont think thats true

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nikerush2 0

You are never going to make a girl ******. Sorry

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unknownimous 0

You think your stupidity will ? Orgasms don't depend on the penis' size...

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kimboslice2103 0

it helps a lot though just ask my girlfriend :)

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Meilin 7

Size helps, yeah, but it's not everything... There's plenty of ways to make a girl ******. Do some research and learn some things.

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oOxMERROxOo 0

Ruling out ****, Tongue, finger/s, toys. He could make a girl cum with those.

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Nella_90 6

that's not true, most guys I've been with were rubbish in bed cause all they had was their size and they couldn't use it..

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CamBam97 7

You act like you can? haha your a joke

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kahaari 0

umm.. you didnt count your mother, i guess?? and really.. thats pathetic.. get out there.. buy some viagra..

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doodycakes 16

This has to be the stupidest comment I have ever seen on this app

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