By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 450
You deserved it 47
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RyanRaygun 0

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

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neonoodle 0

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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raqraqrawr 5

at least it's better than 13 years old getting pregnant

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CinnamonBunny 16

Dude, the fact that you have spammed this FML with comments alluding to the "above average" size of your penis (as if anyone actually asked you) leads me to believe that you are in fact overcompensating for a very little weenie. Why do you care if strangers on the Internet think you're hung?

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ohhhhshizzz 0

Pahahh #13, wow this guys life must suck. 13 year olds get more action than he does. Woow. This is definately an FML!

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SomethingWitty 0

Awwwww why you're just a late bloomer aren't you? It's okay I hear there are women you you can give money and they sex you. :^D

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HomeBurger 0

**** YOU. this belong in sex not health. I HOPE YOU DIE. D:

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king15 0

Do you like boys and thats why girls havent seen your dick?

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lolffsfml 0

aww poor you. that really sucks. woah #35, calm down.

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theownist 0

either a lie or you are just the biggest loser ever

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