Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30...

Yeah, sure... Everyone knows a 10 year old boy's penis is completely developed and all of those kids are already interested in sleeping with a girl... Wake up, man, 10 year old kids are still in primary school !!

Sunbolt 0

Monday 1 February 2010 23:06

that's one of the few that acualy sad. I feel for you dude

fatalkiss 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:49

maybe it's so big she was stunned? hah idk. ***** rough man

urfuckingdumbass 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 3:01

urfuckingdumbass 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 3:01

lol the first time a women saw my penis was when i was 9 and it was a 21 year old hot girl. lol it was only 7" then...

QWERTYCommander 5

Tuesday 8 June 2010 15:41

umm... 7" at 9?

unknownimous 0

Monday 22 November 2010 17:01

Cool story, bro, too bad that's bullshit !

lidomissmango 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 0:20

your dick must be nasty looking. ewww!

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