By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States
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dont even worry. theres surgeries to get your **** lengthened :P and the most sensitive part of a womans ****** is the first 3 inches anyway. you need to let this go because the only reason you havent been laid yet is because youre too insecure.
OP, you should have jumped out of a windows long ago. Preferably from a fairly high building. I'm in the same situation, but don't have the guts to go through with it XD
hahahahahahah LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u need to get laid!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLYYYY REALYYY bad!!!!!!!!!!! no im sorry but some ppl half ur age still arent virgins and UR A 30 YEAR OLD VIRGIN. they can make a movie outta thattt. hahah no but for reals. if its cuz u have have a small dick then get come male enhancements or some shitt like that. hahahahahahahahahahah
I'm with number 23, problem solved.
you should of smacked that bitch in the mouth and give her some harsh raping.
im sorry, sucks for you. but that made me laugh so hard.
Unless she saw you hard, there shouldn't be any reason to be too embarrassed. The smaller a penis is flaccid, the bigger it expands. There's no technical average for the penis when it's soft, because it varies way too much depending on the whether. As for the virgin thing, if it really bothers you, go out and meet some people man!
Yep, Megasadface makes a good point. don't be shy. You'll go through life and think of what could have been. Just get out there! Hope this helps.
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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.