Health: Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30... - FML

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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RyanRaygun 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:38

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

neonoodle 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 3:39

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

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duzzyfucks 0

Friday 5 November 2010 0:25

dude... pleaaase get laid

Mole1021 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:14

Lmfao......

daaron 3

Monday 15 November 2010 9:09

virgin

Dakotamackey86 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:07

Fake don't believe it at all

edisonjhon 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 17:24

No worries. She was just pretending that it's the first time 4 her 2 see it. U know, her mommy was there then and she couldn't afford 2 let her know u 2 have sex many times before.

JPEG7 12

Monday 22 November 2010 19:34

hey, I know this post was a while back. but if it is small, I perfer smallish than to big, because big dudes, for some reason cannot make me ******. :/

shortygirl123 0

Monday 29 November 2010 22:38

Ha I feel sorry for u!!! But kindof weird if u know what I meen.. And I am guess ing that ur a virgin, right? Lmfao! :P I am not a virgin and I'm like 16, but I'm not pregnate, used protection.. Lolz

Kristinky 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 7:33

You're not 16, but you're like 16?

trev729 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 3:19

I'm sorry but that's just pathetic

Rhyno1996 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 12:39

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SuperSeriouslyFM 0

Friday 17 December 2010 9:09

#50 you make yourself sound like an asshole...

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