By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 450
You deserved it 47

Top comments

The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.

get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.

Comments

Ouch... Well there's still that guy on the french FML site who is 45 and still a virgin!! Maybe this fact will comfort you...

micdk 0

wtf??? no way would she laugh just cuz its small she a doctor!!!!! wtf is wrong with it?????

iCRAZINEM 0
Sabbalabba1992 3

Sneezing would have covered the laugh better.

dude, really you need to get out more....im 18 and already 5 girls....go hire a hooker or something

HyperExecuter 0
HyperExecuter 0

and # 236, shut the **** up and stop bullshiting us... first, you've barely hit puberty u little teenage shit, so ur dick is probably an inch long. second, most people aren't like, oh my ******* god, he ****** a 16 year old, because to most of us, that's young. third, ur an insecure little shit talker who tries to act cool. seriously, kid... you better hope that we don't meet....

hellokittywhore 0

OMFG!!!!! that suxxx but maybe you should try that Ike penis pump thing lol

method_men25 2

Read The Game by Neil Strauss, hit the gym (either you're there or you're not, and if you're not - no matter what you look like - you would benefit at least a little from being there), get out and volunteer (great way to meet people ie chicks and do something great at the same time) maybe see a therapist (no shame), and if a woman asks, tell her you've been saving yourself for the right woman (insinuate the possibility that it could be her). Even if its a lie, she'll melt if she believes you. Remember, smile, be confident, and fake it til you make it! Good luck and happy hunting!

method_men25 2

And Ron Jeremy even said it himself, he's made more women come with his tongue than with his dong!