By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States
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Ouch... Well there's still that guy on the french FML site who is 45 and still a virgin!! Maybe this fact will comfort you...
dude, really you need to get out more....im 18 and already 5 girls....go hire a hooker or something
and # 236, shut the **** up and stop bullshiting us... first, you've barely hit puberty u little teenage shit, so ur dick is probably an inch long. second, most people aren't like, oh my ******* god, he ****** a 16 year old, because to most of us, that's young. third, ur an insecure little shit talker who tries to act cool. seriously, kid... you better hope that we don't meet....
Read The Game by Neil Strauss, hit the gym (either you're there or you're not, and if you're not - no matter what you look like - you would benefit at least a little from being there), get out and volunteer (great way to meet people ie chicks and do something great at the same time) maybe see a therapist (no shame), and if a woman asks, tell her you've been saving yourself for the right woman (insinuate the possibility that it could be her). Even if its a lie, she'll melt if she believes you. Remember, smile, be confident, and fake it til you make it! Good luck and happy hunting!
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The only reasonable explanation for this is that you are a clown and before you went to the doctor you tied your penis up to look like a poodle.
get over your penis size and get out more. Your insecurity is what's holding you back.