Today, for the first time ever, I was complimented on my brown...

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By Narci96 - 02/12/2017 13:21 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, for the first time ever, I was complimented on my brown eyes by the guy I have a crush on: "Your eyes look like wood. But not like regular wood, you know, more like rotten, dead wood." FML

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 5 December 2017 15:01

Um... thank you?

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Akitakat 31

Tuesday 5 December 2017 15:01

Um... thank you?

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