By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML
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Anti666 17

Tell them to tell other people about your awesome restroom.

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alcoholmage 14

Should've locked him in and make him pay up to be let out. Extra profit!

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st333ph 12

The economy sucks nowadays.. Or maybe you should redecorate your store so it could attract more customers!

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rahrah765765 11

Are suggesting Op's store is a shit hole?

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st333ph 12

No.. I'm looking more on the positive side.

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Rocky007 15

Hate to break it to you. He's not a "customer".

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klx125cross 9

Hey come on back and use the restroom again! Tell ur friends

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zen1979 16

Looks like business is going *puts on sunglasses* down the toilet. YYYEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!

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astralvagan 20

Some stores do charge to use their restroom. Might be something you consider.

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FalconSam1414 19

If some store charged me to use their restroom, I'd get up and leave. Why the hell would I even pay a penny just to take a piss/crap??? lol

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thiscrazything 1

Try stepping up your advertising, radio, newspaper, flyers, let folks know you are there, and just how awesome your shop is. Good luck!

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Toothbrush12 9

Maybe OP could sell all of his shop's goods and get platinum toilet seats and jewel encrusted flushes. Then the restroom seekers would go and tell all of their friends; "OMG THAT SHOP HASS PLATINUM TOILETS" and you'd get a crowd of people wanting to use the toilets. If anyone important was in OP's city, they would use the famous toilets, and your toilets would be in the local news because someone really important had gone out of his way to get there, consequently making your toilets punlicly known. Then you could start charging to use the toilets and make money like that. You could make your very own five-star restroom and people would queue for miles to use it. Maybe your toilet-wanting person will be the start of a massive business! Or not.

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JustDerpin 11

All because of toilets.

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DocBastard 38

That's what you get for opening "The Fabulous Twilight and Justin Bieber Memorabilia Emporium". I still have no clue why you thought that would be a good idea.

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FML_Master2133 6

If OP did that, the guy would never have walked into the store for the bathroom in the first place. (at least I wouldnt)

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AidenSurvival 7

Looks like the economy is in the shitter, or you need to advertise OP.

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