By Anonymous - 04/11/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML
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upyourzlolz 11

Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.

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Calen5556 0

Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')

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mrahhhhh 21

Reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Hank goes to see "The Flowers of Time", which is one those Lifetime type movies. Then he starts (thanks to Dale Gribble for the description) "weeping like a little French girl" and everybody thinks it's because the movie reminds him of his relationship with his dad or son. Then they find out he's crying about his truck. What a pussy. I mean, it'd definitely be understandable if it was about his father or his kid, but his truck?! Maybe you were actually crying over something like your tv. Although if you were, I'm clicking YDI.

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mrahhhhh 21

Ayame: with all due respect: you're a ******* dumbass who can't read for shit. I meant that OP is a pussy if they were crying over their TV. As in, the material possession. Not the commercial. I was comparing the situation of OP to an intentionally improbable one for absurdist humor. Maybe I should try dumbing it down just for you next time so dumb people don't take it literally (the South Park episode about hating gingers that EVERYONE took way too seriously comes to mind). THAT'S why I said it would be understandable if Hank was crying about his relationship with family going unfulfilled before one of them passes. Related to this, just as Hank is a pussy for crying over a material possession (ex: a Ford), OP would be a pussy if they were crying over an electronic box that displays pictures and sound. But that wasn't the situation, so I was showing that it is OK to cry over the bonds you share with another: "Then they find out he's crying about his truck. What a pussy. I mean, it'd definitely be understandable if it was about his father or his kid, but his truck?!" P.S. You're a feminazi bitch for whining over macho behavior. Oh what, you're gonna say that you believe in true equality and that I'm an idiot for assuming that? Well I don't really believe that feminazi comment. But you assumed I'm some macho meathead for my comment, and now you know how stupid it feels to read about somebody who assumes something. You made an "ass" of "u" and "me".

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deviable 9

Yikes, someone's got their panties in a bunch.

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sicnesses 6

People can be emotional bro. Grow up, get over yourself, and accept it And that guy ^^^^ that made me crack up :D

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rastafunk 0

Holy stop writing these long ass comments nobody is going to read.

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peaceloveblunts 2

who watches the hallmark channel anymore anyway? seriously?

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ikickgingers 15

O.o Are you effing kidding me?

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chickenwalrus 14

i'm wondering if it was the first time she cried in years period, or if she means she cried over a Hallmark commercial before too. hahaha. and no pun intended with the period remark.

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leadman1989 15

Card - "To a wife who enjoys more seamen on the poopdeck"! Op - *Starts sobbing

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sicnesses 6

Don't blame you! That shit is emotional

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KiddNYC1O 20

Those damned Christmas cards...

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backoffahole 3

I almost cried watching one today too. It was a soldier who got a book from his wife and son. Melted my heart.

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yanksby7 6

Yeah that one almost got me too

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lovemysoldier3 2

That one makes me cry every time!!

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daydreamer244 13

Hey it's ok to cry about hallmarks awesomeness

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