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By Anonymous - 04/11/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

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You deserved it 6 865

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By life101 - 19/10/2020 13:56

Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML

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You deserved it 179

By kibblegirl - 06/06/2019 00:01

Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML

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You deserved it 287

By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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You deserved it 3 454

By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 12:04 - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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You deserved it 6 903

Crackers

By smurftastic - 03/09/2013 03:03 - United States - Murrieta

Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 565

You deserved it 3 812

Emotional support please

By sadrainindeed - 11/11/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I cried myself to sleep. Last night too, and the night before that, and the nights before those. But I guess that’s what life is, huh? FML

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You deserved it 126

By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 887

You deserved it 14 066

By michelle - 15/11/2015 15:21 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML

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You deserved it 2 864

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By Forever alone - 21/12/2020 17:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML

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You deserved it 271

Gene Cusano

By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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You deserved it 10 746

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upyourzlolz 11

Friday 4 November 2011 23:14

Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.

Calen5556 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:16

Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')

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cchino_o 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 1:33

At least now you know how cry when you need to fake it

SkardeyKat 3

Saturday 5 November 2011 1:52

Maybe you have something in the oven?

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 6 November 2011 1:35

Chopping onions.

deathbyproxxy 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:05

had to be the one with the solider and the charlie brown book!!! i cried too but im pregant.

Battle765 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:20

Happens to the best of us from time to time champ!! You shouldn't tell people though.

TipOfTheHat 10

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:28

Wow! Sensitivity Training really works!

aduke1215 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:03

Was it the one where the marine gets the book his son recorded??? I CRIED TOO (being a marine wife). Nothing wrong with that!!

superashbash 4

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:20

This has happened before?

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:06

For the first time in years?... This has happened before?

underguarded 20

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:13

So this has happened before???

neverletup21 2

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:35

Dam.thats deep lol

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Today, I went to see a movie with my best friend, and there were three girls loudly discussing blowjob techniques. I texted my boyfriend about how gross the conversation was. His reply was, "Pay attention. You might learn something." FML

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Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML

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You deserved it 64

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Today, I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets, so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell, my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML

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You deserved it 6 167

Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

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Today, I lost my job because I was late. I was late because I had no alarm. I had no alarm because my roommate got mad and broke my phone when I beat her at scrabble. FML

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Today, I received an email from the secretary of my university. Even though I only have half a year left before I graduate, I'm still required to attend all the lessons for the entire year. Huh? FML

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You deserved it 86

Today, I discovered that my fiancé bought my engagement ring with money he earned by selling my nudes to online perverts. I don’t even know how or when he took those photos, I’ve never ever allowed him to take photos of me naked. It’s disgusting FML

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You deserved it 136

Today, my girlfriend was swiping on Tinder and came across my active profile before confronting me. I'm not sure who's more in the wrong. FML

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