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By Scholar - 05/09/2012 16:13 - United States

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Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML
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theslimshadylp 6

30 months?!? You need to get laid PRONTO!

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redmane 21

Don't do what 1 said to do. Get back at them by standing outside their door, loudly making the same noises they are.

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perdix 29

They make hookers for losers like you. Scrape together a few bucks, Lock-Pockets, and purchase some professional lovin' to break your shameful streak.

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perdix 29

#54, thanks for your support. I feel like such a lucky punk, you made my day!

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HelligKeit 5

Who knows, they could create a new sport of who can climax the loudest. Pay 'em extra if the hooker wins.

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morepreetza 2

Maybe OP isn't a loser, but just has higher standards than ******* some asshole that thinks that people who don't have sex are losers.

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RentaName 15

Look on the bright side. You have free live **** in the room next to you. It may just be audio, but you can use your imagination. Put your hand to work.

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GimmeFive 10

Well instead of counting the months and feeling sorry for yourself, go out and meet some people

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VooDooCarrie91 19

It bothers me that a 14 year old is suggesting a threesome..

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CheeseTron 15

Sexual tension jellyfish.

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etchsanity1 11

30 months ........... Ouch stay away from house pets and children til you fix it.

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Nnycr 4

********** as comically loud as you can. Please.

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