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By Scholar - 05/09/2012 16:13 - United States

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Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML
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theslimshadylp 6

30 months?!? You need to get laid PRONTO!

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redmane 21

Don't do what 1 said to do. Get back at them by standing outside their door, loudly making the same noises they are.

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sacmaster 11

At least u've got ur everfaithful and ever-loving jill ;)

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brandoneyez1 25

You need Craig's list, or Ashley Madison or better yet get in some chat rooms... People always lookin to get laid.

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smashey123 5

Try 48 months till then I don't wanna hear it

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kalbrek009 20

I topped that years ago with 3 years of involuntary celibacy, don't feel too bad op.

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kalbrek009 20

Oh, & for people who call others losers for it, sometimes there isn't anyone worth having sex with...like the people who say you're a loser..cause losers like them will only get to sleep with other losers like themselves & no sex is better than sex with them

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robbiesmama065 2

I know how you feel op!!! I'm on month 23 of involuntary celibacy! It's not fun!!!

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CarouselHeart 11

I've been involuntarily celibate for like four years, so I feel your pain.

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morepreetza 2

I'd feel bad for you if I hadn't just hit 8 years

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