Miscellaneous: Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the...

By Embarrassed daughter.. - 01/02/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, for the Superbowl halftime show, my mom was blasting the TV, dancing, and singing along to Bruce Springsteen in front of me and my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 6 983

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2022 12:01

Today, it's been three days since my mom starting ranting the about the "obscenity" of the Super Bowl halftime show. FML

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By crazygirl10 - 28/05/2010 20:37 - United States

Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 129

You deserved it 35 052

By 1thapp3ns - 10/01/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to dinner with my mom and her new boyfriend. At the restaurant, while we were eating, he started clapping and singing, "If You're Happy and You Know It." My mom joined in. They sang loudly. Loud enough for the entire restaurant to go quiet and stare. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 045

You deserved it 3 008

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 16:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a show with my drama group. My mom isn't a good drunk, she decided to scream along to every song and pass out halfway through. She was in the front row. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 369

You deserved it 2 699

By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 13:29 - United States

Today, is the day of the biggest concert in the state of Florida, and it's also my birthday. I was so excited to hear my mom got tickets. It was for her boyfriend and her. I'm stuck at home babysitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML

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You deserved it 2 903

By embarrassedinretail - 20/01/2010 10:01 - Australia

Today, whilst at work, my dad decided to call me and sing an entire rendition of 'The Gambler' by Kenny Rogers. There was a big line of people, and my boss had been standing nearby checking out my phone. I had to stand there and listen to the whole song. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 908

You deserved it 4 938

By Miko - 01/02/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 32 465

This is our song

By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 22:00

Today, I got caught singing '80s hair metal love ballads to myself in the car by the object of my affection. FML

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You deserved it 569

juicebahx 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 23:27

Dude, your mom is ******* COOL. Bruce Springsteen ******* ROCKS. You're just being dumb and selfish. I'm sure that if you did such a thing, it'd have to be okay.

Alex290_fml 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 22:07

I'll agree with #7 here. I like Springsteen. You dissing the Springsteen?

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ash14 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:47

haha #27 ^_^

FMLYAY 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 8:56

WENDY LET ME IN I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND

nygunns1 0

Monday 20 December 2010 6:57

I'd just say she has had a few drinks haha

ecascio2010 9

Sunday 2 January 2011 6:07

they were having fun. give your mom a break.

Lady_Zydrate 1

Tuesday 11 January 2011 2:43

omg my mom is alive and has another daughter??? I finally have a sister after years of hell with my brothers! Ill take her back if you dont want her anymore ;)