By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML
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brettrb 18

That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

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Almost_Positive 18

If you catch someone, follow them home and pee on their carpet. That'll show 'em ಠ◡ಠ Actually it might be a bad idea.. It's best to stay off the sex offenders list

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badluckalex 23

this guy must be new to fml.

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Almost_Positive 18

I've been lurking for a long time. But yeah I'm pretty new to commenting. It was a lame attempt. I was having a weird ten minutes.

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sterling1113 15

I like the faces you put in your comments though. :D so you have that going for you, which is nice.

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Simplyeatapples 15

That's gross, if you can't take it anymore maybe consider getting a new job?

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Almost_Positive 18

It's not that easy to get a good job. I've looked at some grocery stores' pay, and some of it isn't bad. Not the best but not minimum wage either. Still, cleaning up other people's piss doesn't seem fun.

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LaurenLo 17

It's gross, but luckily pee is sterile, unlike blood, which you can pick up diseases from. At least there's a little but of a bright side!

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Articulation 12

They clearly spent a night on the piss.

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10splayer 5

Third time in a week? Damn; must be near a college. Those bastards always find a way to piss people off.

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headofmedusa 15

At least it's not poop. You don't wanna go there, trust me.

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martialart1st18 19

Why would someone pee in a store?

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Mauskau 35

Are you sure it was piss and not just some spilled (insert name of your least favourite beer here)?

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powelale0000 19

He's not sure but I bet he would love for you to check.

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dabears1011234 27

Sounds like you have a pissy job... Anyone, no *climbs back under stone*

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brendejafulable 41

when you gotta go you gotta go... right?

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