Work: Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after...

By notpayedenoughforthisshit - 21/07/2014 21:15 - United States - Boone

Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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By frenchy - 24/03/2009 05:47 - United States

Today, I work in a grocery store and a woman suffering from diarrhea somehow managed to get shit up and down two of the store aisles, then go to the ladies room and mess up the stall. I was the only one working trained in deal with bio-hazardous waste so I had to clean it up. FML

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By Rebecca c - 23/03/2021 08:01

Today, I had to clean up human poop that someone trailed through the store. Then, as I was cleaning up all the shelves at the end of the day, I saw that someone had changed their sanitary pad, took a new one out of the packed and used it, then left the used one on the shelf. FML

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By Lola - 29/07/2019 06:00

Today, for the third time, I’ve had to clean a puddle of pee from the bathroom floor. I live alone, and I’m a girl. FML

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By kait - 29/11/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, at work, an overweight man riding an electric cart started peeing all around the store. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By mallcop - 14/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, while I was working security at the mall, someone shat his pants. The shit dripped all over the floor and escalator. I was the one who had to stand near the poop so no one stepped in it. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By cj1012 - 08/07/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, a homeless man started to wet himself in the recliner at the coffee shop where I work. He then walked all the way to the bathroom, only to finish urinating in a puddle right in front of the bathroom door. Guess who cleaned it up. FML

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By ihatewalmart - 29/06/2012 23:12 - United States

Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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brettrb 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:59

That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

BlackFames 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 7:57

You have bad customers...

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natalieeliza 11

Tuesday 22 July 2014 19:36

It's the risk you take.

abbey728 16

Tuesday 22 July 2014 19:43

Maybe that's a sign telling them they've had enough to drink…

Ki11erC 18

Tuesday 22 July 2014 20:06

You probably should move the sign that says toilet and alcohol, they seem to be getting them confused.

phoneaddict13 29

Tuesday 22 July 2014 20:47

are you sure it was piss and not beer?

miggymikyy 13

Tuesday 22 July 2014 21:35

I don't understand how they deserve it. It's not like they are the one that made the mess.

garretttheman91 2

Wednesday 23 July 2014 2:23

"Piss"

bloodsweatandtea 5

Wednesday 23 July 2014 4:02

Maybe if I weren't such a pretentious idiot, I wouldn't post dumb comments to feed my precious ego...

lichking7634 3

Wednesday 23 July 2014 9:11

They were probably trying to get "Piss" drunk.

jonnypoopsies 3

Wednesday 23 July 2014 11:24

Mclovin strikes again !

WooHooBar 10

Tuesday 29 July 2014 21:49

Look at OP's name. That's why they clean up piss.

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